Triceratank

Let's be honest, walking about the place is boring. You're feet get tired, your shoes wear out and by the time you get to a dungeon you're too knackered to stab anything until the next day. Horses are not much better as they require a lot of looking after. No, what you need it a Triceratank. Part Triceratops, part Tank, all laser firing vehicle of annihilation.
Ok, the controls are a little difficult to manage (it's all levers and stuff), it's not exactly the fastest vehicle ever invented and the Triceratops part does have a slight attitude problem, but IT SHOOTS LASERS FROM ITS HORNS. What more do you need?

TRICERATANK
AC: As Platemail	Damage: Laser x 2(4d6), Horn x 1 (1d6 exploding)
If you get caught beneath the tracks of this thing, do 3d6 damage until it’s moved off you. Essentially, you will die.