Triceratank

Let's be honest, walking about the place is boring. You're feet get tired, your shoes wear out and by the time you get to a dungeon you're too knackered to stab anything until the next day. Horses are not much better as they require a lot of looking after. No, what you need it a Triceratank. Part Triceratops, part Tank, all laser firing vehicle of annihilation.
Ok, the controls are a little difficult to manage (it's all levers and stuff), it's not exactly the fastest vehicle ever invented and the Triceratops part does have a slight attitude problem, but IT SHOOTS LASERS FROM ITS HORNS. What more do you need?

TRICERATANK
AC: As Platemail	Damage: Laser x 2(4d6), Horn x 1 (1d6 exploding)
If you get caught beneath the tracks of this thing, do 3d6 damage until it’s moved off you. Essentially, you will die.

Itchy Stink Frog

Pity the Itchy Stink Frog. Pity it's awful muddy green colour. Pity it's sad and wheezy croaking and it's inability to hop correctly. Pity it as it sits alone in ponds, shunned by normal frogs and toads, and waits for death. Every now and then two Itchy Stink Frogs mate out of sheer desperation and loneliness  and a small cluster of new Itchy Stinks Frogs are born. Born to inherit the horrible and sad fate of their parents.
But sometimes...

Sometimes an individual captures an Itchy Stink Frog and makes use of the three things that, whilst completely useless to the Frog itself, provide a hilarious distraction to the jackanape who caught it.

1. When an Itchy Stink Frogs come into contact with the skin of another creature they bring on a rash that is unbearably itchy to the victim. Scratching only makes things worse, and the itching is so bad the victim can do nothing else until it dies down after 1D6 hours, 2D6 if the victim scratches. Perfect for putting down the backs of people you hate.

2. They stink. I mean really stink. Prolonged contact to the smell induces vomiting, then blindness, then death. Perfect for clearing rooms or killing those locked in enclosed spaces.

3. When sat on, Itchy Stink Frog make a loud and extended farting noise. This also kills the Frog and makes the sitter have an incredibly itchy and stinky arse.

Hilarious.

Shambling Beast

There's several things I have in the works, but instead of doing them I've done this instead.
It's a race for the Crimson Dragon Slayer RPG, a game that I have recently fallen in love with.

Shambling Beast
No one is sure where these creatures come from, not least the Shambling Beast itself as their memory is limited. Shambling Beasts come in a variety of different flavours with the traditional being Swamp, however several more exist. They are large, misunderstood and shunned by normal folk, not least for the terrible smell.

Roll 1d6
1. Meat
2. Fungus
3. Swamp
4. Vermin

5. Trash
6. Roll twice and combine.

Meat
You are a disgusting pile of raw animated meat. You probably have literal sausage fingers. It's probably best to stay out the sunlight and keep away from fires and hungry dogs.

+4 to Strength,  -2 to Charisma, +1 to constitution. Racial Hit Points: 4

Fungus
You are a mushroom man, you are constructed out of many fungi both edible and poisonous. You love it when it's damp and over cast but get upset when pixies attempt to make homes out of your nuts.
+2 to Strength. Racial Hit Points: 3

Swamp
You know the deal.
+4 to Strength, +2 Dexterity. Racial Hit Points: 4

Vermin
Rats! Mice! Weasels! Cockroaches! Pigeons! You are made of these things, a writhing furry feathery mass of Mother Natures most reviled beasts (apart from the Itchy Stink Frog, people hate those things). On the plus side, when attempting to control other such creatures you do get an extra d6, so it's not all bad.
+4 to Strength, -2 to Charisma. Racial Hit Points: 6

Trash
You are made from the discarded detritus of others which one day, for some reason, gathered itself together and gained sentience. Nice.
+2 to Strength, +2 to Constitution, -2 to Charisma. Racial Hit Points: 6

If (K'tulu help you) you are combination of two of these things go with the CDS rules.
Every attribute bonus and penalty counts.
Both good and bad parts of each race stand.
Racial Hit points must be averaged.