Showing posts with label creature. Show all posts
Showing posts with label creature. Show all posts

Thursday, 10 December 2015

Red Hood


Forests are creepy places, especially great big dark ones. Red Hoods certainly amp up the creepiness by a large amount. Presenting themselves as little girls in dressed in red (the PCs will always catch sight of them from a distance, flitting amongst the trees) carrying baskets, Red Hoods hide something nastier and bug eyed. When questioned they will say they are going to see their Grandmother who lives in alone in the wood, and that they are taking this basket of food to them.
Red Hood usually do two things. They will ask the adventurers to escort them to their Grandmothers home (there are terrifying creatures lurking in these wood) or they will offer them a treat from their baskets.

If the party head off with a Red Hood they will get taken to a cave (the Red Hoods home) which is littered with the bones of many, many people. The Red Hood will then reveal it's true form and attempt to eat them.

If the party member refuses to dip their hand into the basket, the Red Hood will turn and attempt to eat them, however, if the Player does decide to have delve in the basket, roll on the below table to discover what happens.

What's in the Basket?
Roll 1d6

  1. Hand gets swapped for something terrifying.(tentacle, claw...you decide)
  2. Hand gets eaten.
  3. PC gets sucked into another dimension.
  4. Cannibimps! Cannibal imps spill out of the basket and eat you. Slowly.
  5. Your arm begins to rot like food. Roll to save. If you fail you will lose your arm, if you succeed it stops but your arm is disfigured.
  6. The food is poisoned. Roll to save.

Red HoodHD: 3, HP: 8 , AC: As leather , Damage: 1d8 (biting and eating damage).

Cannibimps!Amount: 2d8
HD: 2, HP: 1 , AC: 0, Damage: 1d6 (biting and eating damage).

Wednesday, 2 December 2015

Needlings.

There is an old saying, "If you have a Needling, you'll want for nothing else".
This is true. If a Needling enters into your life (usually they become attached to you if you perform some sort of kindness for them) there is nothing it won't do for  you. It will carry all your stuff, it will make you food, it'll look after your horse and put up your bedding for the night. It will care for you when you're sick, and constantly wake you up in the night to check if you're okay. It will continually ask you if you need anything and will not stop bothering you until it is satisfied you have everything you want. Needlings are never satisfied. In extreme cases they can become possessive of you and will attack anything or anyone else that tries to help you.They are, frankly, awful shits.
And you can't get rid of them. If you kill it, a new one will find you and carry on where the old left off. The only real way to stop them is to kill their queen.


Queen Needlings (or Queenlings) are giant versions of Needlings that live deep underground in vast caverns. All Needlings love their Queen and those that are not chosen to take constant care of her are sent out into the world to commit their acts of caring upon others. The link between Queenling and Needling remains strong, and upon their Queens death, the Needling will curl up and die.

Needling
HD: 2, HP: 8 , AC: 0 , Damage: 1d4 (biting damage).
If they're in defence of their Queen there will be 2d20 of them attacking.

Queenling
HD: 10, HP: 53, AC: 4, Damage: 2d8 (fists).
Special: The Queen will squirt disgusting acidic milk from one of her three breasts doing 2d6 damage, plus another 1d6 per round if they don't wash it off.





Thursday, 19 November 2015

Itchy Stink Frog




Pity the Itchy Stink Frog. Pity it's awful muddy green colour. Pity it's sad and wheezy croaking and it's inability to hop correctly. Pity it as it sits alone in ponds, shunned by normal frogs and toads, and waits for death. Every now and then two Itchy Stink Frogs mate out of sheer desperation and loneliness  and a small cluster of new Itchy Stinks Frogs are born. Born to inherit the horrible and sad fate of their parents.
But sometimes...

Sometimes an individual captures an Itchy Stink Frog and makes use of the three things that, whilst completely useless to the Frog itself, provide a hilarious distraction to the jackanape who caught it.

1. When an Itchy Stink Frogs come into contact with the skin of another creature they bring on a rash that is unbearably itchy to the victim. Scratching only makes things worse, and the itching is so bad the victim can do nothing else until it dies down after 1D6 hours, 2D6 if the victim scratches. Perfect for putting down the backs of people you hate.

2. They stink. I mean really stink. Prolonged contact to the smell induces vomiting, then blindness, then death. Perfect for clearing rooms or killing those locked in enclosed spaces.

3. When sat on, Itchy Stink Frog make a loud and extended farting noise. This also kills the Frog and makes the sitter have an incredibly itchy and stinky arse.

Hilarious.